Monday, October 06, 2008
Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Irishman shares wave with a Great White
"Just imagine being in the barrel and looking at a massive shark like you're at the bloody aquarium or something."I'm going to pass, but thanks. Story here.
Seeing South Korea
"If you are the type that needs your vanity affirmed, Koreans are happy to oblige. They often stare from a short distance as though you are unaware, especially children. This takes some getting used to, but once you manage it, stare back. They mean no harm. Some of them are quite interesting to look at."To read the rest here you have to enter a zip code -- 46032 -- and then click on Web Exclusives on the left. It's probably really of the most interest to you poor suckers living outside of Korea.
Al-Jazeera People Power North Korea
(Stolen from Korea Beat.)
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Palin the Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a Post Turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'"
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with."
Have you ever heard of Philip Roth?
It kept on raining
Friday, October 03, 2008
3 thoughts on the VP debate
2. Joe Biden makes me feel like I'm listening to a wise man, but I'm skeptical of his ability to lead the country with real dynamism, and that's what is needed.
3. The lack of potential for controversy is disappointing.
4. Biden won.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
"Unless I'm hit by a bus or fall off a horse, I don't see why not."
(Casmir Pulaski Day, from "Illinois")
Does that do it? No? Remember he said he was going to write an album about all 5o states? Well, it's been three years. The rumor was the next one is going to be Oregon, but it's been a long time since I've heard anything. Dude better hurry up or he's going to be double-discing the Dakotas and the Carolinas just to get it done.
Oh how I love the shirts you wear
DROP ACID NOT BOMBS
SUN YOUR BUNS
I WAS IN NAM WHEN YOU WERE IN MOM
YOU LOOKED BETTER AS A FRESHMAN
PUREFUCKINGCANADIAN (Made in Italy, born in Canada)
THE HANDSOME BOY IN BLUE OFTEN DANCES WITH A GIRL
I SUPPORT THE COSMETIC SURGERY
And my favorite, I mean I stopped on the street to laugh -- a boy wearing a bright, canary yellow t-shirt that read in big block letters, I'M WITH STUPID and the arrow was pointing up.
Where are all the protest songs?
At least Steve Earle's trying ("Come Back Woody Guthrie" at the 2008 Philadelphia Folk Festival)
Phil Ochs singing "I Ain't Marching Anymore":