Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Songs for musical chairs
Bird performing the new single "Oh No" from Noble Beast:
Monday, October 06, 2008
The pulse thing was optional: 23 dead people in Ohio were also approved
“We ordered three, four bottles of Cristal at $1,000 per bottle,” he said on the broadcast, recalling a night when he had a table at Marquee, a nightclub in Manhattan. “They bring it out, you know they’re walking through the crowd, they’re holding the bottles over their heads. There’re firecrackers, sparklers. You know, the little cocktail waitresses,” he said. “You know so you order three or four bottles of those and they’re walking through the crowd and everyone’s like: Whoa, who’re the cool guys? We were the cool guys.”"This American Life" has a follow-up show here.
Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Irishman shares wave with a Great White
"Just imagine being in the barrel and looking at a massive shark like you're at the bloody aquarium or something."I'm going to pass, but thanks. Story here.
Seeing South Korea
"If you are the type that needs your vanity affirmed, Koreans are happy to oblige. They often stare from a short distance as though you are unaware, especially children. This takes some getting used to, but once you manage it, stare back. They mean no harm. Some of them are quite interesting to look at."To read the rest here you have to enter a zip code -- 46032 -- and then click on Web Exclusives on the left. It's probably really of the most interest to you poor suckers living outside of Korea.
Al-Jazeera People Power North Korea
(Stolen from Korea Beat.)
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Palin the Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a Post Turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'"
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with."
Have you ever heard of Philip Roth?
It kept on raining
Friday, October 03, 2008
3 thoughts on the VP debate
2. Joe Biden makes me feel like I'm listening to a wise man, but I'm skeptical of his ability to lead the country with real dynamism, and that's what is needed.
3. The lack of potential for controversy is disappointing.
4. Biden won.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
"Unless I'm hit by a bus or fall off a horse, I don't see why not."
(Casmir Pulaski Day, from "Illinois")
Does that do it? No? Remember he said he was going to write an album about all 5o states? Well, it's been three years. The rumor was the next one is going to be Oregon, but it's been a long time since I've heard anything. Dude better hurry up or he's going to be double-discing the Dakotas and the Carolinas just to get it done.