Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

From the Onion:

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA–Increasingly defiant toward international pressure since his nation's first nuclear test in early October, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il condemned this morning's sunrise, calling it "another hostile, deliberately timed act by the world community" and "a clear and blatant declaration of war."

It's satire, but it's not that ridiculous. The Korea Herald has run stories that were "true" dealing with North Korea that were just as outrageous.